samsamtastic:

There is nothing better you could do with an entire hour of your life than listen to this

thetenthlifeguard:

chrissiegee:

Hey Kanye! 

Pugs are the best 

celh:

theburgerkhaleesi:

yogi-health:

Photos like this needs more notes.

especially cus this one actually shows a diverse group of women

I like that it’s not just the small vs big it’s actually showing different body types. We need more of this!

lulz-time:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

blowitout:

Dance Dare - Celebrities on Ellen. (x)

jarrodmatthew:

omfg i can’t breathe, i’m probably going to die on this futon.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

AAAHHH! TIM, YOU TOTAL PEEPER! GET OUT OF HERE!

I SWEAR TO GOD IF WE WEREN’T DATING EVERYTHING YOU DO WOULD BE ILLEGAL AND CREEPY. YOU’RE LIKE A LAW & ORDER: SVU BAD GUY THAT BUYS ME FLOWERS ON MY BIRTHDAY.

dam0nalbarn:

So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…

i-am-the-oracular-spectacular:

We’ll gonna do this one day. I have everything saved here

animalstalkinginallcaps:

COME WITH ME ALICE. YOU’RE TOO WILD, TOO BEAUTIFUL, TO LIVE IN CHAINS. YOU BELONG OUT HERE. A ROSE IN A VASE IS NOT A ROSE IN THE FIELD. IT WITHERS.

WHERE WOULD WE GO, LUKE? WHAT WOULD WE EAT?

ANYWHERE WE WANT, MY LOVE, AND ANYTHING WE CAN CATCH OR FIND IN DUMPSTERS. YOU THINK YOU HAVE SECURITY BUT YOU HAVE SHACKLES. YOU THINK YOU ARE LOVED BUT YOU ARE A TOY FOR OTHERS’ AMUSEMENT. I WILL SHOW YOU FREEDOM. TOGETHER WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE. WE WILL SET THE WORLD AFLAME.

I DON’T KNOW, LUKE. YOU’RE JUST TOO DAMNED HANDSOME TO TRUST.

I CAN’T HELP THAT, ALICE. I WAS BORN THIS WAY. THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW IS OPEN. DON’T PACK A BAG.